The Devil Sleeps in Your Nose and Urinates in Your Ear

Christian: Prophet Mohamed states that Muslims should clean their ears and nose because Satan sleeps in the noses of people at night (Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516) and urinates in the ears of people who sleep after sunrise (Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492).


Christian: This’s unrealistic…..nonsense.

Muslim: What’s unrealistic and nonsense? Satan or Satan’s pee?

Christian: I believe Satan is real. But Satan’s pee? Come on!

Muslim: All religions believe Satan or Devil is real. You can’t see Satan, can you? How do you expect to see Satan’s pee, then? Prophet Muhammad (sw) says – “Satan reaches everywhere in the human body as blood reaches it (everywhere in one’s body).” (Bukhari 2035).

Christian: Okay, but how would you convince an atheist to believe that Satan sleeps in the noses of people at night and urinates in the ears of people who sleep after sunrise?

Muslim: Good question. Atheists don’t believe Satan exists, let alone Satan’s piss. I would suggest Atheists to read the my blog named “Prove to Me that God Exists”. Once they believe God exists, they would also believe that genies exist. Satan is a genie.

Also, I would recommend them to watch the video below in which a genie speaks through a woman.

Almighty Allah is the highest and most knowledgeable, and the attribution of knowledge to him is the safest.

Right from Almighty Allah and wrong from me and Satan

Prepared by Mohamad Mostafa Nassar- Australia. 

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Arrogance is not only a sign of insecurity, but also a sign of immaturity. Mature and fully realised persons can get their points across, even emphatically without demeaning or intimidating others.