10- Corrupt Bible Quotes (A Halloween special)

Kill Witches

You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)


God Sends Poisonous Snakes

Yes, I will send against you poisonous snakes, Against which no charm will work when they bite you, says the LORD. (Jeremiah 8:17 NAB)


Death for Not Listening to a Prophet

Then Moses said, ‘Anyone who will not listen to that Prophet will be cut off from God’s people and utterly destroyed.’ (Acts 3:23 NLT)


Test Your Faith

“Even if you had faith as small as a mustard seed,” the Lord answered, “you could say to this mulberry tree, ‘May God uproot you and throw you into the sea,’ and it would obey you! (Luke 17:6 NLT)


God Brings Evil to an Innocent Man 2

God has given me over to the impious; into the clutches of the wicked he has cast me.  I was in peace, but he dislodged me; he seized me by the neck and dashed me to pieces.  He has set me up for a target; his arrows strike me from all directions, He pierces my sides without mercy, he pours out my gall upon the ground.  

He pierces me with thrust upon thrust; he attacks me like a warrior.  I have fastened sackcloth over my skin, and have laid my brow in the dust.  My face is inflamed with weeping and there is darkness over my eyes, Although my hands are free from violence, and my prayer is sincere. (Job 16:11-17 NAB)


God Brings Evil to an Innocent Man

Then all his brethren and his sisters came to him [Job], and all his former acquaintances, and they dined with him in his house.  They condoled with him and comforted him for all the evil which the LORD had brought upon him; and each one gave him a piece of money and a gold ring. (Job 42:11 NAB)


God Creates Calamity

The One forming light and creating darkness, Causing well-being and creating calamity; I am the LORD who does all these. (Isaiah 45:7 NAS)


A Flat Earth

Then the devil took him up to a very high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world in their magnificence, (Matthew 4:8 NAB)


Burn Children

Later on God tested Abraham’s faith and obedience.  “Abraham!” God called.” Yes,” he replied.  “Here I am.”  “Take your son, your only son – yes, Isaac, whom you love so much – and go to the land of Moriah. Sacrifice him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains, which I will point out to you.” (Genesis 22:1-2 NLT)


The Flood

Finally, the water covered even the highest mountains on the earth, standing more than twenty-two feet above the highest peaks.  All the living things on earth died – birds, domestic animals, wild animals, all kinds of small animals, and all the people.  Everything died that breathed and lived on dry land.  

Every living thing on the earth was wiped out – people, animals both large and small, and birds.  They were all destroyed, and only Noah was left alive, along with those who were with him in the boat. (Genesis 7:19-23 NLT)


God’s Anger

Our ancestors were unfaithful and did what was evil in the sight of the LORD our God.  They abandoned the LORD and his Temple; they turned their backs on him.  They also shut the doors to the Temple’s foyer, and they snuffed out the lamps. 

 They stopped burning incense and presenting burnt offerings at the sanctuary of the God of Israel.  That is why the LORD’s anger has fallen upon Judah and Jerusalem.  

He has made us an object of dread, horror, and ridicule, as you can so plainly see.  Our fathers have been killed in battle, and our sons and daughters and wives are in captivity.  But now I will make a covenant with the LORD, the God of Israel, so that his fierce anger will turn away from us.  My dear Levites, do not neglect your duties any longer!  

The LORD has chosen you to stand in his presence, to minister to him, and to lead the people in worship and make offerings to him. (2 Chronicles 29:6-11 NLT)


Beat Fools

In the mouth of the fool is a rod for his back, but the lips of the wise preserve them. (Proverbs 14:3 NAB)


Don’t Think

Trust in the LORD with all your heart, on your own intelligence rely not. (Proverbs 3:5 NAB)


Kill Blasphemers

For four days Maccabeus and his men eagerly besieged the fortress.  Those inside, relying on the strength of the place, kept repeating outrageous blasphemies and uttering abominable words.  When the fifth day dawned, twenty young men in the army of Maccabeus, angered over such blasphemies, 

bravely stormed the wall and with savage fury cut down everyone they encountered.  Others who climbed up the same way swung around on the defenders, taking the besieged in the rear; they put the towers to the torch, spread the fire and burned the blasphemers alive.  Still others broke down the gates and let in the rest of the troops, who took possession of the city.  

Timothy had hidden in a cistern, but they killed him, along with his brother Chaereas, and Apollophanes.  On completing these exploits, they blessed, with hymns of grateful praise, the Lord who shows great kindness to Israel and grants them victory. (2 Maccabees 10:33-38 NAB)


Destroy People

They did not destroy the peoples as the LORD had commanded them, but mingled with the nations and imitated their ways. (Psalms 106:34-35 NAB)


The Exodus

For he turned their rivers into blood, so no one could drink from the streams.  He sent vast swarms of flies to consume them and hordes of frogs to ruin them.  He gave their crops to caterpillars; their harvest was consumed by locusts.  He destroyed their grapevines with hail and shattered their sycamores with sleet.  

He abandoned their cattle to the hail, their livestock to bolts of lightning.  He loosed on them his fierce anger – all his fury, rage, and hostility.  He dispatched against them a band of destroying angels.  

He turned his anger against them; he did not spare the Egyptians’ lives but handed them over to the plague.  He killed the oldest son in each Egyptian family, the flower of youth throughout the land of Egypt.  But he led his own people like a flock of sheep, guiding them safely through the wilderness.  

He kept them safe so they were not afraid; but the sea closed in upon their enemies.  He brought them to the border of his holy land, to this land of hills he had won for them.  He drove out the nations before them; he gave them their inheritance by lot.  He settled the tribes of Israel into their homes. (Psalms 78:44-55 NLT)


God Kills to Make Believers

The anger of God rose against them, and he killed their strongest men; he struck down the finest of Israel’s young men.  But in spite of this, the people kept on sinning. They refused to believe in his miracles.  So he ended their lives in failure and gave them years of terror.  When God killed some of them, the rest finally sought him.  They repented and turned to God. (Psalms 78:31-34 NLT)


God Brings Evil

“But if you turn away and forsake my statutes and commands which I placed before you, if you proceed to venerate and worship strange gods, then I will uproot the people from the land I gave them; I will cast from my sight this house which I have consecrated to my honor, and I will make it a proverb and a byword among all peoples.  This temple which is so exalted–everyone passing by it will be amazed and ask:

 ‘Why has the LORD done this to this land and to this house?’  And men will answer: ‘They forsook the LORD, the God of their fathers, who brought them out of the land of Egypt, and they adopted strange gods and worshiped them and served them.  That is why he has brought down upon them all this evil.’” (2 Chronicles 7:19-22 NAB)


Slavery

All the people that remained of the Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites, who were not of Israel– that is, their descendants remaining in the land, whom the Israelites had not destroyed–Solomon subjected to forced labor, as they continue to this day.  But Solomon did not enslave the Israelites for his works.  

They became soldiers, commanders of his warriors, and commanders of his chariots and his horsemen.  They were also King Solomon’s two hundred and fifty overseers who had charge of the people. (2 Chronicles 8:7-10 NAB)


Murder and Forced Circumcision

Then they were joined by a group of Hasideans, valiant Israelites, all of them devout followers of the law.  And all those who were fleeing from the disaster joined them and supported them.  They gathered an army and struck down sinners in their anger and lawbreakers in their wrath, and the survivors fled to the Gentiles for safety.  

Mattathias and his friends went about and tore down the pagan altars; they also enforced circumcision for any uncircumcised boys whom they found in the territory of Israel.  They put to flight the arrogant, and the work prospered in their hands.  They saved the law from the hands of the Gentiles and of the kings and did not let the sinner triumph. (1 Maccabees 2:42-48 NAB)


God Makes Others Pay for Jehoram’s Sins

Then Elijah the prophet wrote Jehoram this letter: “This is what the LORD, the God of your ancestor David, says: You have not followed the good example of your father, Jehoshaphat, or your grandfather King Asa of Judah.  Instead, you have been as evil as the kings of Israel. 

You have led the people of Jerusalem and Judah to worship idols, just as King Ahab did in Israel.  And you have even killed your own brothers, men who were better than you.  

So now the LORD is about to strike you, your people, your children, your wives, and all that is yours with a heavy blow.  You yourself will be stricken with a severe intestinal disease until it causes your bowels to come out.”  

Then the LORD stirred up the Philistines and the Arabs, who lived near the Ethiopians, to attack Jehoram.  They marched against Judah, broke down its defenses, and carried away everything of value in the royal palace, including his sons and his wives.  

Only his youngest son, Ahaziah, was spared.  It was after this that the LORD struck Jehoram with the severe intestinal disease.  In the course of time, at the end of two years, the disease caused his bowels to come out, and he died in agony.  His people did not build a great fire to honor him at his funeral as they had done for his ancestors. (2 Chronicles 21:12-19)


Killed for Their Pastureland

These were the names of some of the leaders of Simeon’s wealthy clans, who traveled to the region of Gedor, in the east part of the valley, seeking pastureland for their flocks.  They found lush pastures there, and the land was quiet and peaceful.  Some of Ham’s descendants had been living in the region of Gedor.  

But during the reign of King Hezekiah of Judah, the leaders of Simeon invaded it and completely destroyed the homes of the descendants of Ham and of the Meunites.  They killed everyone who lived there and took the land for themselves, because they wanted its good pastureland for their flocks.  

Five hundred of these invaders from the tribe of Simeon went to Mount Seir, led by Pelatiah, Neariah, Rephaiah, and Uzziel – all sons of Ishi.  They destroyed the few Amalekites who had survived, and they have lived there ever since. (1 Chronicles 4:38-43 NLT)


120,000 Killed for God

That is why the LORD his God allowed the king of Aram to defeat Ahaz and to exile large numbers of his people to Damascus.  The armies of Israel also defeated Ahaz and inflicted many casualties on his army.  In a single day Pekah son of Remaliah, Israel’s king, killed 120,000 of Judah’s troops because they had abandoned the LORD, the God of their ancestors.  

Then Zicri, a warrior from Ephraim, killed Maaseiah, the king’s son; Azrikam, the king’s palace commander; and Elkanah, the king’s second-in-command.  The armies of Israel captured 200,000 women and children from Judah and took tremendous amounts of plunder, which they took back to Samaria. (2 Chronicles 28:5-8 NLT)