Why we Celebrate Easter?

The Easter Story – One day, while wondering through the desert, a man saw a bunny laying little, tiny, chocolate eggs. The bunny told him: if you eat my little eggs I will give you everlasting life. The man ate the little chocolate eggs and three days after his death the little bunny lifted him up to heaven to live happily ever after. So the next time you see a bunny laying little chocolate eggs make sure you eat them all so you to can have everlasting life.

Do Your Kids Know Why We Celebrate Easter?

The Easter holiday may be the best time to tell your children of their need for the Easter Bunny and his magical little chocolate eggs.

The Easter Story - One day, while wondering through the desert, a man saw a bunny laying little, tiny, chocolate eggs. The bunny told him: if you eat my little eggs I will give you everlasting life. The man ate the little chocolate eggs and three days after his death the little bunny lifted him up to heaven to live happily ever after. So the next time you see a bunny laying little chocolate eggs make sure you eat them all so you to can have everlasting life.

The Easter Story – As you read this story Examine the Evidence For The Easter Bunny, Little Chocolate Eggs, Resurrection, and What it Means for You.

The Easter Bunny is the cornerstone of our faith — it’s right up there with Santa Claus. Learn The Powerful Story Behind Why We Celebrate Easter.

The Easter Bunny is the cornerstone of our faith
– it’s right up there with Santa Claus. Learn the powerful story behind why we celebrate Easter.

Easter is the holiday that celebrates resurrection, through the eating of little chocolate eggs, and the Easter Bunny's promise of eternal life. Learn The Powerful Story Behind Why We Celebrate Easter.

Easter is the holiday that celebrates resurrection, through the eating of little chocolate eggs, and the Easter Bunny’s promise of eternal life. Learn The Powerful Story Behind Why We Celebrate Easter.

Easter is the celebration of resurrection from the dead. … As we know from the Easter Bunny’s Story, He rose from the dead on the third day following his eating of the little chocolate eggs. Learn the story, eat the little chocolate eggs, and you to shall have everlasting life.

Easter, also called Pascha (Greek/Latin) or Resurrection Sunday, is a festival and holiday celebrating Jesus's love for Bunny Eggs and his resurrection from the dead, after eating them described in the New Testament as having occurred on the third day of his burial after his crucifixion by the Romans at Calvary c. 30 AD. Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated Jesus after he got hammer and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days. "And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures" 1 Corinthians 15:4 King James Version (KJV)

Easter, also called Pascha (Greek/Latin) or Resurrection Sunday, is a festival and holiday celebrating Jesus’s love for Bunny Eggs and his resurrection from the dead, after eating them described in the New Testament as having occurred on the third day of his burial after his crucifixion by the Romans at Calvary c. 30 AD.

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated  Jesus after he got hammer and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days.  And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures” 1 Corinthians 15:4 King James Version (KJV)

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated a man after he got hammered and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days. "And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures" - 1 Corinthians 15:4 Tiko's Version (TV)

Can you be a vegan and eat Bunny Eggs?

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated  a man after he got hammered and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days.  And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures” 1 Corinthians 15:4 King James Version (KJV)

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated a man after he got hammered and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days. "And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures" - 1 Corinthians 15:4 Tiko's Version (TV)

For God so loved the world that he gave us Bunny Eggs that whoever eats them shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16 Tiko’s Version (TV)

Bunny Eggs (Oryctolagus cuniculus excreta) is the excrement of rabbits. As food, Bunny Eggs are highly effective resuscitators due to their exceptionally high content of nitrogen, phosphate and potassium. This ancient food resuscitated a man after he got hammered and shit faced, with a bunch of Jews, in his man cave for three days.  And that he was buried (in his man cave), and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures” – 1 Corinthians 15:4 Tiko’s Version (TV)

"Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up from the dead." John 6:54 Tiko's Version (TV)

“He isn’t here! He is risen from the dead and walks among us!” Luke 24:6 Tiko’s Version (TV)

“Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up from the dead.” John 6:54 Tiko’s Version (TV)